aka: A highly unscientific but delicious guide to picking your carb soulmate.
Choosing between biscuits, focaccia, Hawaiian rolls, and the ever-iconic basic artisan loaf is not for the faint of heart. I know. You stare at the Bread by Blaze menu and think, “How am I supposed to decide when everything looks like a warm hug?”
Don’t worry - I’m here to help.
Below is your official, extremely biased Bread Personality Guide, designed to help you find your ideal match (or matches - no one said you had to be exclusive).
If you’re the “I show up early to help clean” friend...
You’re dependable. Warm. A little crusty on the outside, but deeply soft-hearted. You need the Basic Artisan Loaf.
Pairs well with: soup nights, fancy oils, and your slightly judgmental but very cool bookshelf.
If you have strong opinions about brunch...
You’re here for flavor, drama, and maple syrup-adjacent moments. You are the Sweet Cinnamon Loaf.
Pairs well with: coffee, cozy mornings, cinnamon-scented candles, and not being sorry about seconds.
If you love a picnic aesthetic but also carry hot sauce in your bag...
You’re whimsical, practical, and a little chaotic (in the best way). You are Focaccia Cups (12-Pack).
Pairs well with: charcuterie boards, road trip snacks, and saying, “No, these aren’t muffins. They’re bread.”
If you RSVP "yes" and bring Tupperware...
You’re thoughtful, slightly nostalgic, and you know the value of a good roll. You are the Hawaiian Rolls (15-Pack).
Pairs well with: Sunday dinner, sliders, and honestly just eating them warm with butter and vibes.
If you're the “no crumb left behind” type...
You know what you want. You want biscuits.
You value texture. You know what it means to flake with intention. You're the type of person who makes gravy “just in case.”
Pairs well with: Everything. Truly. They’re biscuits.
So, which one are you?
Let me know at delivery or pickup which bread you identify with most - or send this to your carb-compatible friends and compare results. And remember: there are no wrong answers. Only delicious ones.
Stay crusty,
- Blaze
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